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Post by arkhaminmate on Jan 2, 2006 18:42:07 GMT -5
For all of those that enjoyed both Riddler's Revenge & my comedy stories on the season 5 thread (which got out of hand) I'm starting a new one here. Okay, Riddler I think I'll let you begin the story....
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Post by ??The Riddler?? on Jan 2, 2006 20:22:43 GMT -5
I like that Riddler it is. Hmm I'll do my old Ivy one and then I'll do a new one later on just love that Ivy one. Me:"If I joined any villains team it would be Riddler seeing Poison Ivy is a sissy." Poison Ivy:" Prepare to suffer the wrath of Mother Nature!!" Me:" Heh, Oh no!!! Ahhhhh!!! Poison Ivy:" Consider the fate of Riddler a warning LoG, Mother Nature just got herself some muscle." Me:" That wasn't too bad... huh?" Poison Ivy:" Drink up my babies you and I will teach this kid a lesson." Me:" I didn't mean those nasty things Ivy, Please I'll do anything!" Poison Ivy:" (Breathes that mind control stuff in my face) Beat yourself up! Me:" As you command, *sock* *biff* *zappo*" Ivy:"Hahahahaa!" I'll do another one later ArkhamInmate Got to do something real quick, I'll be back!
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Post by ??The Riddler?? on Jan 2, 2006 20:30:28 GMT -5
[glow=green,2,300] Riddler:" Well, well Joker looks like you have lost your touch. I am highly a greater villain that you!" [/glow] [glow=red,2,300] Joker:" Riddles aren't my specialty plus riddles and jokes are practically the same." [/glow] [glow=green,2,300] Riddler:" Take that back! Like I told you in 'Night In The City' I do riddles I don't tell jokes." [/glow] [glow=red,2,300] Joker:" Even if you did do jokes nobody would like them." [/glow] *Riddler jumps Joker* [glow=green,2,300] Riddler:" You psycopath jokes are made to make people laugh how would that beat The Batman?" [/glow] [glow=red,2,300] Joker:" I'll make them laugh to death! Plus here's a riddle for you "What would happen if you farted in that suit?"hahaha [/glow] [glow=green,2,300] Riddler:" I'm the one posing the riddles here! Stop asking stupid questions! Plus, this suit looks skin tight but is made out of velcro like Elvis's jumpsuits!" [/glow] [glow=red,2,300] Joker:" Hahahaha!!! It would probably still rip!" [/glow] [glow=green,2,300] Riddler:" That's it! (hits Joker's feet with his cane) [/glow] [glow=red,2,300] Joker:" Eeeoooowww! I really need some shoes!" [/glow] These aren't my best but, I think we should do another Robert Englund one
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Post by arkhaminmate on Jan 3, 2006 8:40:39 GMT -5
Okay, Robert Englund, Frodo, Sam, A random white duck, Batman, Bob Kane, & Joel Shumacher!
[glow=green,2,300]Riddler: Hm..... Sitting in my chair puzzling my nimble & savvy mind is begining to be a bit tiresome! Who could think that I, THE RIDDLER! could possibly get tired of riddles? [/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Robert Englund bursts into the room.
Robert Englund: ArkhamInmate, that's who![/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]The Riddler, outraged, jumps up from his seat, cane in hand. [/glow] [glow=green,2,300]Riddler: WHAT!? Noone can possibly think that I, THE RIDDLER! could possibly puzzle out my own nimble & unfeeble minded mind! YOU![/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]the Riddler with lightening speed, runs& grabs Robert Englund by the collar of his shirt, lifting him up in the air.[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]Riddler: Show me, THE RIDDLER, where I can find this so called Inmate of Arkham. [/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Robert Englund: Well, It's not just him, it's-[/glow] [glow=green,2,300]Riddler: WHAT!? there's more of THEM!?[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Robert Englund: The other one is known as ??The Riddler??[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]DUM DUM DUM[/glow]
to be continued after school......
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Post by ??The Riddler?? on Jan 3, 2006 21:42:44 GMT -5
Awesome ArkhamInmate! That is great I am thinking of a part 2 as we speak.
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Post by arkhaminmate on Jan 3, 2006 22:10:46 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Joel Shumacher bursts into the scene
Joel: Hey! You can't do that incidental music that is very cheesy in this scene! That's my job![/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]The Riddler drops Robert Englund to the ground
The Riddler: What is this ridiculousness of a person that stands before me?
Thinks....
The Riddler: LO, & BEHOLD! A film director (said with much loathing)[/glow]
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Post by The Jokester on Jan 4, 2006 0:24:41 GMT -5
[glow=orange,2,300]Jokester: ...god damn it, there was a fanfiction section all along?! *rounds onto Joker* WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS BEFORE?![/glow] [glow=lightgreen,2,300]Joker: ....[/glow] [glow=orange,2,300]Jokester: WHY?[/glow] [glow=lightgreen,2,300]Joker: ....[/glow] [glow=orange,2,300]Jokester: ....fine, be that way *storms off*[/glow] [glow=lightgreen,2,300]Joker: ....*falls over because he's a CARDBORD CUT OUT*[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]Real Joker: *comes in* Okay, Jster! I've figured out a new plan and I need you to... *blinks* ...I could swear I could hear her voice a minute ago...[/glow]
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Post by ??The Riddler?? on Jan 4, 2006 8:03:38 GMT -5
Great you all I'll be back with my fresh ideas.
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Post by ??The Riddler?? on Jan 4, 2006 18:56:46 GMT -5
Okay, Robert Englund, Frodo, Sam, A random white duck, Batman, Bob Kane, & Joel Shumacher! [glow=green,2,300] Riddler: Hm..... Sitting in my chair puzzling my nimble & savvy mind is begining to be a bit tiresome! Who could think that I, THE RIDDLER! could possibly get tired of riddles? [/glow] [glow=red,2,300]Robert Englund bursts into the room. Robert Englund: ArkhamInmate, that's who![/glow] [glow=red,2,300]The Riddler, outraged, jumps up from his seat, cane in hand. [/glow] [glow=green,2,300] Riddler: WHAT!? Noone can possibly think that I, THE RIDDLER! could possibly puzzle out my own nimble & unfeeble minded mind! YOU![/glow] [glow=red,2,300]the Riddler with lightening speed, runs& grabs Robert Englund by the collar of his shirt, lifting him up in the air.[/glow] [glow=green,2,300] Riddler: Show me, THE RIDDLER, where I can find this so called Inmate of Arkham. [/glow] [glow=red,2,300]Robert Englund: Well, It's not just him, it's-[/glow] [glow=green,2,300] Riddler: WHAT!? there's more of THEM!?[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]Robert Englund: The other one is known as ??Riddler??.[/glow] [glow=red,2,300] DUM DUM DUM[/glow] to be continued after school...... My turn [glow=red,2,300]ArkhamInmate:" So, ??Riddler?? Robert's told Riddler and now he is sure going to be mad that we have taken his place. [/glow] [glow=green,2,300] ??Riddler?? (Me):"Don't worry ArkhamInmate since we have gotten Riddler to start riddling again he'll be sure to reward us, I think ?" [/glow] Meanwhile....... [glow=green,2,300] *The real Riddler comes bursting through Joker's hideout.* Joker! What is going on, I leave riddling Gotham for one week and you don't even tell me someone has been trying to outwitt me!?!?[/glow]
[glow=purple,2,300]Joker:" What? I haven't heard of this happening Jokester may have.... *calls Jokester into the room* Jokester have you heard anything about a ArkhamInmate and ??Riddler?? being in Gotham?"[/glow]
[glow=lime green,2,300]Jokester:' Heh... *starts to sweat and starts running towards the exit*[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300] Riddler:" *runs towards the door and stops Jokester lifting her into the air* Tell me who they are!?!?" [/glow]
[glow=lime green,2,300]Jokester:" If you really must know.... ??Riddler?? is your fan whom loves telling riddles as well as solving them and wishing you'd come back this is a scheme to bring you back to beat the bat. ArkhamInmate is a Joker fan whom likes being funny and teamed up with ??Riddler?? to help you.... they captured batgirl and Robin for you so you can beat The Batman.."[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Joker:"WHAT?!!?!! Why didn't you tell me before* Joker's Hyenas begin to laugh*[/glow]
[glow=lime green,2,300]Jokester:"Because, you would have just told all of Gotham seeing how much you and Riddler are enemies...[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]*smacks his head* Yoour right. Oh well I get second shots when Riddler loses. Hahahahahaa![/glow]
[glow=green,2,300] Riddler:" *Knocks out Joker with the sleeping gas along with Jokester and the hyenas* Well then I think I might learn to like these two after all... time for me to make my guest appearance." [/glow]
I know that wasn't funny but I just wanted to get a story started so we can make it funny. Sorry about that let me think of some funny stuff .
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Post by arkhaminmate on Jan 5, 2006 17:58:42 GMT -5
& now, the exiting first half of the 5 part conclusion!
[glow=green,2,300]The Riddler: Hm... why would an Arkham Inmate, & one called ??Riddler?? do such a thing? hm.... The Riddler knows it! Yes, what if it's a crual prank? What if it's a casbah?-[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Joel Shumacher bursts into the room!
Joel: Just a moment! [/glow] [glow=green,2,300]The Riddler: What is this ridiculousness all about?[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Joel: You have insulted me! I slap you![/glow]
[glow=yellow,2,300]*SLAP*[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]The Riddler enraged grabs Joel by his greasy mullet & hurls him through the air.[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]Riddler: Try replacing me with Jim Carrey again, & You! Joel Shumacher, director & world renowned *censored* hole, shall meet your demise![/glow]
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Post by ??The Riddler?? on Jan 5, 2006 18:08:46 GMT -5
Hahaha that is good but, I doubt Riddler would say that but it was funny!
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Post by arkhaminmate on Jan 6, 2006 0:53:55 GMT -5
Hahaha that is good but, I doubt Riddler would say that but it was funny! Lol! It's not a 5 part conslusion, just that this is were the funny stuff comes in.
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Post by arkhaminmate on Jan 6, 2006 0:56:07 GMT -5
& now, the exiting first half of the 5 part conclusion! [glow=green,2,300] The Riddler: Hm... why would an Arkham Inmate, & one called ??Riddler?? do such a thing? hm.... The Riddler knows it! Yes, what if it's a crual prank? What if it's a casbah?-[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]Joel Shumacher bursts into the room! Joel: Just a moment! [/glow] [glow=green,2,300] The Riddler: What is this ridiculousness all about?[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]Joel: You have insulted me! I slap you![/glow] [glow=yellow,2,300]*SLAP*[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]The Riddler enraged grabs Joel by his greasy mullet & hurls him through the air.[/glow] [glow=green,2,300] Riddler: Try replacing me with Jim Carrey again, & You! Joel Shumacher, director & world renowned *censored* hole, shall meet your demise![/glow] I must make a change to this. Riddler: You again! Ahh!!!! What is this rediculousness of dealing with film directors in a fantasy world all about? In place of: What is this rediculousness
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Post by The Jokester on Jan 6, 2006 2:16:30 GMT -5
*laughs her head off* Poor, poor Riddler. I guess this is where I come in *grins evilly*
[glow=white,2,300]Meanwhile, back in Joker's hideout...[/glow]
[glow=yellow,2,300]Jokester: *wakes up* Eugghh...what happened? The last thing I remember is Riddler...and blue gas...lots and lots of it *looks at a hyena drooling on her leg in a deep sleep* ...eww *pushes the hyena off her*[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]Joker: *wakes up also* ...that's it, we've got to go after Riddler![/glow] [glow=yellow,2,300]Why?[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]....how else can we serve the story?[/glow] [glow=yellow,2,300]Ohh.....[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]Now, TO THE JOKERMOBLIE, JOKESTER![/glow] *The old Batman theme plays as both Joker and Jokester run for two firemen poles and slide down them, landing in the Jokermobile. The hyenas pile in at the back as the two put on their seatbelts. Joker grins as he floors it....only to find that sinking feeling in his stomach and a spluttering engine. The old Batman theme gets cut off*
[glow=red,2,300]Huh? Damn it! You forgot the gas again, didn't you Jokester?[/glow] [glow=yellow,2,300]...not exactly[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]Then what did you do with that $1000 I gave you?[/glow] [glow=yellow,2,300]....I went and blew it all on candy[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]What kind?[/glow] [glow=yellow,2,300]Coffee candy! *grins*[/glow] [glow=red,2,300].....*slaps his hand to his head*[/glow]
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Post by ??The Riddler?? on Jan 6, 2006 8:00:30 GMT -5
Hahahahhaha That was good!! I'll do some of the rest later. Your not suppose to pay for the candy, your suppose to steal it lol. Hyena drool, ha. Batman theme song here's a hero .
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Post by Hush Riddler on Jan 6, 2006 21:49:27 GMT -5
In a situation where Penguin and Joker are sitting in their cells in Arkham...
[shadow=brown,left,300]Joker: Peee-uuuuu... Someone needs to clean out the pidgeon coop.
Penguin: Oh, hardyharhar. Isn't it time you took another acid bath yourself? Maybe this time your feet'll get bigger and your nose will be red.
Joker: Well well! The bird man finally told a joke!
Peguin: Don't make me bring out a can of whoop-butt on you!
Joker: With who? Your personal pink bodyguards? What was it you called them? Oh yea... Lucky Charms and Foot Loops.
Peguin: Grrr... They are the Kubaki twins! And they are far better then any lackies of yours!
Joker: OH!! That's what you call them? Whats their codename? Special K? No wait... That's "K"layface!
Clayface: (from cell next to Peguin) HEY! JOOOKEEEEEER! You no-good slime ball!! (Beats on glass growling. While he is attempting ot break the glass, a large clay residue drops from between his legs.)
Joker: AHAHAHAHHA! What'll you think Strange will call THAT specimen? The "Klay Kid?" AHAHAHAHHAHA!
Clayface: oops...[/shadow]
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Post by ??The Riddler?? on Jan 6, 2006 22:22:40 GMT -5
That was good UltimateRiddler but I have one as well. Arkham style as well. [glow=green,2,300] *Riddler, Joker, and Penguin play shuffleboard in Arkham Riddler takes his turn at shuffleboard moving the disk forward while bored* [/glow] [glow=green,2,300] Joker:" Say Riddler what do you think of the new villian Poison Ivy? Hahahahaha!!!"
Riddler:" What I do know is she is highly greater competition than you..... ha, how did you like that one."
Joker:"No she is not!!! I can beat that sissy any day!!! I like to see her try to beat me *Jokester tries to stop Joker from talking* I am the greatest villian of all time and I've got the power! *Riddler falls down and laughs* Riddler are you really laughing?!?! *Riddler begins to cry tears of laughter as I help him up* *Jokester taps on Joker's shoulder and Joker gets annoyed and turns around* POISON IVY!!!!! I didn't really mean those things, have mercy!!"
Poison Ivy:" Prepare to suffer the wrath of Mother Nature!"
*Riddler grabs my hand as I pull him up from the ground we sit and watch as Joker is hurled into the air by Ivy's plants. Joker asks Jokester for help and he begins to scream, Jokester steals Joker's squirting flower in his cell and tells me to give it to him. I say no but, Jokester pushes me onto Ivy I land on her and she and I hit the ground along with Joker. While she looks at me with her furious eyes I begin to panic when I give her the flower (not knowing it squirts the victim who smells it) she hugs me and I make a puzzled face (how would you feel if she hugged you lol) she smells it and it squirts her entire face along with her hair (that is now damp) she screams so loud all of Gotham can hear* * She pulls me up by my shirt and launches a vine at me I then throw Joker in front of me he gets slammed into a wall, she catches me while Riddler interfears he and her now are fighting... Jokester tends to my wounds giving me an icepack as I sit there unconscious* [/glow] Poor Me.
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Post by Hush Riddler on Jan 6, 2006 23:31:33 GMT -5
That was good UltimateRiddler but I have one as well. Arkham style as well. [glow=green,2,300] *Riddler, Joker, and Penguin play shuffleboard in Arkham Riddler takes his turn at shuffleboard moving the disk forward while bored* [/glow] [glow=green,2,300] Joker:" Say Riddler what do you think of the new villian Poison Ivy? Hahahahaha!!!"
Riddler:" What I do know is she is highly greater competition than you..... ha, how did you like that one."
Joker:"No she is not!!! I can beat that sissy any day!!! I like to see her try to beat me *Jokester tries to stop Joker from talking* I am the greatest villian of all time and I've got the power! *Riddler falls down and laughs* Riddler are you really laughing?!?! *Riddler begins to cry tears of laughter as I help him up* *Jokester taps on Joker's shoulder and Joker gets annoyed and turns around* POISON IVY!!!!! I didn't really mean those things, have mercy!!"
Poison Ivy:" Prepare to suffer the wrath of Mother Nature!"
*Riddler grabs my hand as I pull him up from the ground we sit and watch as Joker is hurled into the air by Ivy's plants. Joker asks Jokester for help and he begins to scream, Jokester steals Joker's squirting flower in his cell and tells me to give it to him. I say no but, Jokester pushes me onto Ivy I land on her and she and I hit the ground along with Joker. While she looks at me with her furious eyes I begin to panic when I give her the flower (not knowing it squirts the victim who smells it) she hugs me and I make a puzzled face (how would you feel if she hugged you lol) she smells it and it squirts her entire face along with her hair (that is now damp) she screams so loud all of Gotham can hear* * She pulls me up by my shirt and launches a vine at me I then throw Joker in front of me he gets slammed into a wall, she catches me while Riddler interfears he and her now are fighting... Jokester tends to my wounds giving me an icepack as I sit there unconscious* [/glow] Poor Me. How come I'm not in there?
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Post by ??The Riddler?? on Jan 7, 2006 8:38:37 GMT -5
Hmmm good point I'll put you in my other story later right now I'm watching 'Fluers De Maul".
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Post by The Jokester on Jan 9, 2006 23:54:11 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Jokester: It is quiet....maybe to quiet *looks about*[/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]Penguin: Jokester, what are you doing?[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]Jokester: Penguin! Thank god, another villain![/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]Penguin: .....?[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]Jokester: We need to keep on our toes. Apparently, The Batman has been at it again. He has turned the world in to a world of SILENCE!!![/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]Penguin: ...you know-[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]Jokester: And you know what we're going to do about it? We are going to EGG THE BATMOBILE!!!![/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]Penguin: ....Jokester, he's standing right behind you[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]Jokester: *blinks and looks behind her to see Batman* AAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! *runs out of the room screaming*[/glow] Batman: Thank you very much Penguin *hands out a $20* [glow=blue,2,300]Penguin: *takes the money* Anytime Batman, anytime[/glow]
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Post by ??The Riddler?? on Jan 10, 2006 8:02:36 GMT -5
Hahaha!
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Post by ??The Riddler?? on Jan 15, 2006 13:39:58 GMT -5
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Post by arkhaminmate on Jan 23, 2006 17:08:28 GMT -5
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Post by The Dark Knight on Jan 23, 2006 17:35:15 GMT -5
Lol he looks gangster!
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Post by ??The Riddler?? on Jan 23, 2006 19:20:28 GMT -5
Welcome back ArkhamInmate yeah I was just fooling around with the action figure he looks better without the hat. ;D Ha, now we can all tell more jokes. Riddler:" Have you been doing jokes insted of riddles!!??! Me:" Uh... mabye *pulls out a camera with Riddler wearing a hat* " Riddler:" What are you doing! *uploads the picture to the Internet* Nooo!!!! That hat makes me look like my grandfather! " Me:" *sprays sleeping gas*" Riddler:" *Falls on me*" Me:" Arrggh your heavy for a skinny guy *pushes him to the floor while his henchmen help him to his bed*" Riddler:"*wakes up* Uhh.. I had a dream that you took a picture of me in my hat and posted it on LoG" Me:" That's a riddle for you to find out." Riddler:" Excuse me?" Me:" Nothing ."
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Post by The Dark Knight on Jan 23, 2006 19:54:40 GMT -5
On the action figure, is Riddler not missing the tatoos on the sides of his lips? I m pretty sure they're not there
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Post by ??The Riddler?? on Jan 23, 2006 20:12:32 GMT -5
On the action figure, is Riddler not missing the tatoos on the sides of his lips? I m pretty sure they're not there They aren't there they didn't add them to him but, I say the tatoo's are temporary, Mr. Matsuda didn't say whether or not they were or not but that is what I want to think. ;D I mean come on a guy with long black hair, a tatoo, lean, and smart walking around Gotham who couldn't tell if that's Riddler. I would like to see an origin on him though. But if you want the tatoo's to be real go ahead I stick with my thoughts seeing I think of him as Edward Nigma/ Riddler not always as Riddler . Here is the original design for the action figure with the tatoo.
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Post by arkhaminmate on Feb 13, 2006 15:46:15 GMT -5
Excellent work guys. Sorry about my hiatis! Heres a new one. Narrator with creepy voice:[glow=yellow,2,300]It's a cold night in Gaaaathumb City so cold that it was-well it... is well very cold okay![/glow]
Narrator from Batman '66: Meanwhile at stately Vain Manor home of Local Gazzillionair Wuce Vain...!
Wuce stands infront of mirror vainly brushing his already perfect hair, when suddenly
!!!! [glow=red,2,300] RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING![/glow]
Fred runs into the room
Fred: Mawsta Wuce! Commissiona Bordom is on the Bun-phone! He says it's important!
Wuce looks up, serious look on his face.
Wuce: Thank you Fred. You know Fred, It's good manners to say thank you! But first to the Bunt-Cake! I mean the Bun-Cave!
Wuce runs to the library in his underwear with pink hearts.
Wuce: Rick! To the Bun-Cave!
Rick looks up from his pointless study of algebra & runs with him.
They fall down two seperate slides painted in bright colors.
Narrator with creepy voice: SUDDENLY!
Narrator from Batman 66: What are you doing here! Die you stupid phony! Die, Die, Die!
[glow=red,2,300]BLAM![/glow]
Wuce & Rick look around for sound of gunshot!
Narrator: To be continued..
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Post by All Star Batman on Feb 14, 2006 22:51:52 GMT -5
Excellent work guys. Sorry about my hiatis! Heres a new one. Narrator with creepy voice:[glow=yellow,2,300]It's a cold night in Gaaaathumb City so cold that it was-well it... is well very cold okay![/glow] Narrator from Batman '66: Meanwhile at stately Vain Manor home of Local Gazzillionair Wuce Vain...! Wuce stands infront of mirror vainly brushing his already perfect hair, when suddenly !!!! [glow=red,2,300] RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING![/glow] Fred runs into the room Fred: Mawsta Wuce! Commissiona Bordom is on the Bun-phone! He says it's important! Wuce looks up, serious look on his face. Wuce: Thank you Fred. You know Fred, It's good manners to say thank you! But first to the Bunt-Cake! I mean the Bun-Cave! Wuce runs to the library in his underwear with pink hearts. Wuce: Rick! To the Bun-Cave! Rick looks up from his pointless study of algebra & runs with him. They fall down two seperate slides painted in bright colors. Narrator with creepy voice: SUDDENLY!
Narrator from Batman 66: What are you doing here! Die you stupid phony! Die, Die, Die![glow=red,2,300]BLAM![/glow] Wuce & Rick look around for sound of gunshot! Narrator: To be continued.. A Bat-thumb joke?!
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Post by All Star Batman on Mar 3, 2006 21:43:27 GMT -5
I've got one: WHAT IF JOHNNY DEPP WAS CAST AS JOKER?
Nolan: Welcome aboard Mr. Depp.
Depp: Great to be here. So where's Tim?
Nolan: Huh?
Depp: Tim Burton. He still directs the Batman movies right?
Nolan: Uh, no. I am.
Depp: Oh. Well, see ya.
(Johhny just walks off set. Nolan then takes out his cell phone and calls someone.)
Nolan: Yes, Mr. Glover. Are you still interested about being the Joker?
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