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Post by ??The Riddler?? on Mar 3, 2006 21:51:04 GMT -5
Ha Great Stuff you guys ArkhamInmate I will try my best to get a post up sometime, still coming up with an idea
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Post by arkhaminmate on Mar 23, 2006 23:46:48 GMT -5
Danny Glover! OMG! LOL. Take as much time as you need Kat.
Det. Harvey Bulldog stands ontop of GCPD HQ waiting for Commissioner Baffled.
Harvey holds a fresh pack of Energizer batteries in his hand. His mind abuzz with curiosity
Harv. Bulldog's thoughts: What the hell does Commissioner Baffled need Batteries for? Why does he want me to meet him here? Is this a trap? Where is my box of donuts at? Whatever happened to Robot Jones?
Commissioner Baffled appears suddenly, flashlight in hand. He quickly snatches the batteries from Harvey Bulldog
To be continued....
Kat? would you like to join me in this tale?
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Post by ??The Riddler?? on Mar 29, 2006 19:29:01 GMT -5
Here'a a story I just came up with, ArkhamInmate feel free to join in when you want.
Riddler in court to determine if he shall be realeased from Arkham...
(Riddler approaches the room as his lawyer speaks her mind) Lawyer: " Your honor Mr. Nigma is sane, and if you think that just because he goes around prancing like a green jellybean doesn't mean..." Judge: " Correction he looks like a prancing green bean." Lawyer: "As I was saying... I call Mrs. Nigma and Mr. Nigma to the stand (Riddler's parents) Riddler's Parents: " We know Edward is sane seeing he has been normal like any other person. He likes to read things such as " World Domination", "101 ways to escape Arkham", and... Judge:" I think I've heard enough of that! What else does your son do?" Parents: " Well he likes to send viruses to his enemies *Joker gets on computer, Aw Man!* he likes to talk about how he's smarter than Cluemaster, and how he thinks that flowers are stupid and..." Riddler: " That's a lie! You two aren't even my parents your just people who have nothing else to do but get me in trouble! *beats them with his cane* Judge: " I find this man to be crazy and must be sent to Arkham to be placed with Cluemaster, Joker, and Poison Ivy to get the punishment he deserves!" Riddler: " NOoooo!!!!" *wakes up* Riddler: " It was just a dream... *Joker, Cluemaster, and Ivy come into room*' Villains: " Or was it. *evil laughs* Riddler: " NOooo!"
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Post by arkhaminmate on Apr 11, 2006 7:12:27 GMT -5
Gleeful laughs gurgle vilely from the Jokers green mouth, as the Riddler screams in terror.
Cluemaster: And now Mr. Nigma- Ivy: You get your just rewards!
Vines shoot out of the ground siecing him by the throat & quickly surrounding his entire body. He starts to choke.
Joker: NO! I'va better idea. Ivy releases the vines in wonder
Ivy: What vile villany have you come to us with? Joker stretches his hand to the door which light poors out of.
Cluemaster grabs the Riddler by both arms & carries him out the door...
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Post by ??The Riddler?? on Apr 11, 2006 7:17:45 GMT -5
Ooohh this is so fun can't wait till we can come up with the conclusion.
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Post by All Star Batman on Apr 11, 2006 19:46:53 GMT -5
DELETED SCENE FROM BATMAN BEGINS: "What Batman really saw when Scarecrow spraed the fear toxin at him" *Scarecrow sprays the gas, Batman cough, we then see through Batman's POV. We see Joel Schumacher's head on Scarecrow's body* 'Joel': "Hello Batman, I'm Joel Schumacher. I'd like to make another movie about you. But first we have to put nipples on your Batsuit. " Batman: Oh my god! NOOOOO! *Batman grabs the gasoline and pours it all over himself, lights a match, sets himself on fire, and jumps out the window. Go back to Scarecrow.* Scarecrow: Man, I don't know what he saw, and I don't really want to know.
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Post by arkhaminmate on Apr 21, 2006 18:52:28 GMT -5
Light poors from the open cell door. Screams of terror pour vehemently from The Riddler's mouth.
Riddler: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
He is dragged out the door & into blinding light. The next thing he can see is the stage, and on the stage is the most frightwning thing he has ever seen or heard.
He himself, the Riddler, is sitting in the front row of a Seline Dion concert...
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Post by ??The Riddler?? on Apr 21, 2006 22:00:58 GMT -5
here's my conclusion DUM DUM DUM There through the cursed door is Riddler's old college room mate Syndrome off of the Incredibles! Syndrome: " *Starts Babbling about being a great villain* Riddler: "Oh please not him, he has too many corny lines! Even more than you Joker!!" Joker: " Now that's bad! Wowzaa and people say I have a weird hair style!" Ivy: " Not even I can put up with this... *whips vines at Syndrome*" Syndrome: " Uh uh uh, *pulls out flamethrower* Don't touch the hair!" Ivy: " What in the world? *starts to ponder*" Riddler: " I'll make you all a deal if you let me go now I will...give you high tech technology to beat up Syndrome!" Syndrome: " What!?! Your technology highly suceeds mine!?!!" Villains: " Deal! *Riddler runs off with other villains*" Riddler: " *Locks door* Ha ha, that should do it..." Ivy: " But Riddler I wanted to finish him off, he's a jerk!" Riddler: " Welcome to my world, here *hands Ivy something*" Ivy: " What's this?" Riddler: " Something you might find useful. *grins*" Villains: " *smirk*" News Reporter: " Today Syndrome has been found in a place which seemed had to been locked for years... Police say they found Syndrome cowarding in fear from having to listen to "Nysnc" and "Britney Spears" forever until now."
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Post by All Star Batman on Apr 21, 2006 22:45:41 GMT -5
here's my conclusion DUM DUM DUM There through the cursed door is Riddler's old college room mate Syndrome off of the Incredibles! Syndrome: " *Starts Babbling about being a great villain* Riddler: "Oh please not him, he has too many corny lines! Even more than you Joker!!" Joker: " Now that's bad! Wowzaa and people say I have a weird hair style!" Ivy: " Not even I can put up with this... *whips vines at Syndrome*" Syndrome: " Uh uh uh, *pulls out flamethrower* Don't touch the hair!" Ivy: " What in the world? *starts to ponder*" Riddler: " I'll make you all a deal if you let me go now I will...give you high tech technology to beat up Syndrome!" Syndrome: " What!?! Your technology highly suceeds mine!?!!" Villains: " Deal! *Riddler runs off with other villains*" Riddler: " *Locks door* Ha ha, that should do it..." Ivy: " But Riddler I wanted to finish him off, he's a jerk!" Riddler: " Welcome to my world, here *hands Ivy something*" Ivy: " What's this?" Riddler: " Something you might find useful. *grins*" Villains: " *smirk*" News Reporter: " Today Syndrome has been found in a place which seemed had to been locked for years... Police say they found Syndrome cowarding in fear from having to listen to "Nysnc" and "Britney Spears" forever until now." Don't forget the Backstreet Boys.
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Post by arkhaminmate on Apr 22, 2006 15:10:31 GMT -5
Genious Kat!
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Post by ??The Riddler?? on Apr 22, 2006 18:03:26 GMT -5
Thank You. ;D How about this Syndrome and Toymaker simular?!? Weird Hair Remote Control/Wristband Corny Catchphrases Funny Costumes Kind of Chubby
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Post by The Dark Knight on Apr 22, 2006 22:30:37 GMT -5
Lol Katherine! Those are all true. Love the funky hair We should try to find more similar characters between Batman characters and non-batman ones XD
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Post by arkhaminmate on Aug 15, 2006 10:32:03 GMT -5
Lol.
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Post by ??The Riddler?? on Aug 15, 2006 13:30:06 GMT -5
[shadow=green,left,300] Hey ArkhamInmate want to start up some fresh funny stories again? I need to think a bit then will post another short story or you may lead and I will continue [/shadow]
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Post by All Star Batman on Aug 16, 2006 14:42:28 GMT -5
Kat, I thought of a joke based off your trapdoor comments on the off-topic board.
HOST: I'm sorry that's the incorrect answer.
CONTESTANT: AHH! (falls through trapdoor into a dark room) Where am I? (An old man then walks up to him)
OLD GUY: Welcome outsider, to the land of lost contestants!
CONTESTANT: What?
OLD GUY: Every contestant on Russian Roulette who goes through the trapdoor is never seen or heard from again. We have a whole community here. And you better get used to it. I've been here for 40 years!
CONTESTANT: NOOOOO!
Yeah, I know it's not Bat-related but it's still funny. ;D
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Post by ??The Riddler?? on Aug 16, 2006 15:07:29 GMT -5
[shadow=green,left,300] LOL! [/shadow]
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Post by All Star Batman on Aug 16, 2006 19:23:29 GMT -5
Okay, I got another one. With all this talk of Batman having kids with Talia and Catwoman, I wondered: What if they went on the Maury show for one of those paternity tests? MAURY: The results are in. Batman, for little Helena Kyle.....you are NOT the father! BATMAN: Oh, thank god! MAURY: But for little Ibn al Xu'ffasch, is that how you say it? TALIA: Yes. MAURY: Weird name. Anyway, Batman.....you ARE the father! BATMAN: NOOOOO!!!!!
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Post by ??The Riddler?? on Aug 16, 2006 19:32:52 GMT -5
Okay, I got another one. With all this talk of Batman having kids with Talia and Catwoman, I wondered: What if they went on the Maury show for one of those paternity tests? MAURY: The results are in. Batman, for little Helena Kyle.....you are NOT the father! BATMAN: Oh, thank god! MAURY: But for little Ibn al Xu'ffasch, is that how you say it? TALIA: Yes. MAURY: Weird name. Anyway, Batman.....you ARE the father! BATMAN: NOOOOO!!!!! [shadow=green,left,300] Hahaha! Poor Batman. [/shadow]
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