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Post by Blood Staind Stoat on Jul 26, 2006 12:54:34 GMT -5
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Post by All Star Batman on Jul 26, 2006 14:06:57 GMT -5
These are pretty funny. My favorites:
He's the goddamn Batman! and Batman hates you.
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Post by Blood Staind Stoat on Jul 26, 2006 14:52:23 GMT -5
My favorites: 'The rest of the Justice League refuses to play Clue with Batman.' 'The Joker doesn't hate Batman.
The Joker wishes he knew how to quit Batman.' 'Batman does not really have a kryptonite ring. It's made of apple-flavored candy. He just intimidates Superman into losing his powers and feeling deathly ill.' and 'Batman's jet has a thousand buttons, each of which do something different, including but not limited to time travel. None of them are labeled.'
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Post by All Star Batman on Jul 26, 2006 16:07:35 GMT -5
You guys know you can post your own facts? I just put one up:
Batman's true worst enemy: Joel Schumacher.
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Post by Dark Nightwing on Jul 26, 2006 22:39:26 GMT -5
Some of these are hilarious. Thanks for bringing this to my attention. I hadn't seen these before.
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Post by Blackgate on Jul 26, 2006 23:07:52 GMT -5
I like this one "Batman was happier in the sixties. There may have been drugs involved."
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Post by valiance on Jul 27, 2006 7:27:23 GMT -5
haha! I agree on the joel bruckheimer thing! damn batnippleS!
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Severen
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Post by Severen on Jul 27, 2006 8:12:38 GMT -5
I like this one "Batman was happier in the sixties. There may have been drugs involved." Yeah I liked that one too. I also liked: "Batman does not use hair product. His hair does what it is told." And I must admit, this one made me chuckle: "Technically Batman is with Catwoman, but he likes a little Dick on the side" but this one was my fave: "Batman once caused Mr. Freeze to make Yellow Snow." And I of course had to put up a few of my own, because I have no life... Sev.
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Severen
Legions of Gotham Police Officer
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Post by Severen on Jul 27, 2006 8:19:51 GMT -5
Oh, and I really liked this one too:
"After what Batman did to The Penguin, real penguins decided to move to Antartica - just in case...."
And this one seemed kind of apt given recent casting rumours:
"The Joker doesn't hate Batman.
The Joker wishes he knew how to quit Batman."
Sev.
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Post by The Dark Knight on Jul 27, 2006 10:30:49 GMT -5
Wow, these sound so much like Chuck Norris o_0
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Post by ??The Riddler?? on Jul 27, 2006 11:31:44 GMT -5
[shadow=green,left,300] Some of these are pretty good, I like these. Batman knows that somedays you just can't get rid of a bomb... Batman knows both The Question and the answer. "After what Batman did to The Penguin, real penguins decided to move to Antartica - just in case...." 'The rest of the Justice League refuses to play Clue with Batman.' [/shadow]
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